Official group-chat notice

BEN. YOUR TABS ARE DUE.

We love you. We believe in you. We would also love to stop sending the same Venmo request every Thursday.

SEE THE RECEIPTS ↓
TOTAL OUTSTANDING $0.00
PAYEES WAITING 0
AVG. RESPONSE TIME 3–5 FISCAL QTRS

Confirmed in the group chat · Aug. 31, 2026

WHO BEN
OWES.

The accounting department (the group chat) has completed its audit.

THE EXCUSE-O-MATIC™
“Wait, I thought I already sent that?”

A simple three-step plan

OPEN APP.
PAY FRIENDS.
BE FREE.

Made with love, receipts, and a completely normal amount of patience.

Reminder copied. The clock is ticking, Ben.